"Well.. I guess all I can say is Benjamin Button was based on me, I’m 70 years old, so… I’m gonna die an old lady-baby, so… And I invented air, so every time you breathe you owe me 10 cents.. And I married Oprah’s best friend Gayle Steadman and Dr. Oz, our wedding was at Harpo Studios, and I used to be a puppet, I was on Fraggle Rock, and my two best friends are Liza Minelli and a tomato, sooo…"


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    bahahaha kristen wiig is hysterical.
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    This is so relevant right now. Like, really relavant.
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    Love this skit! Doesn’t everyone have a friend like Penelope? I definitely do.
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    No more Penelope on SNL =[
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    GPOYT
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